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Confessions of Georgia Nicolson

Angus, Thongs And Full-frontal Snogging

Author: Louise Rennison

Publisher: Harper Collins (2005)

Brilliantly funny, teenage angst author Louise Rennison’s first book about the confessions of crazy but lovable Georgia Nicolson.

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It's OK, I'm Wearing Really Big Knickers

Author: Louise Rennison

Publisher: Harper Collins (2005)

In the previous novel, Georgia has landed the "Sex God", her longtime crush Robbie Jennings, for a boyfriend. Georgia's dad has gone to New Zealand for a few months. While he is gone Libby, her young sister, is ill and Georgia's mother takes her to the doctors. When they return, "Gee's" mum has seen a new doctor and rather likes him; she begins finding any excuse she can to make an appointment with him. After a while, Georgia's mother announces that the family are off to New Zealand for a month, but Georgia feels she cannot possibly leave as she has just got the boy of her dreams and it would be a crime to leave him.

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Knocked Out By My Nunga-nungas

Author: Louise Rennison

Publisher: Harper Collins Children's Books (2006)

Read more crazy confessions of Georgia Nicolson in her hilarious, best-selling diary. Ellen’s brother says if you pull on a girl’s breast and let it go… it goes nunga-nunga-nunga! - My nunga-nungas are like two sticky out beacons attracting all the sadsacks in the universe… - My nose is gigantic. It must have grown overnight… - My eyebrows are approaching the ‘It’s a moustache! It’s a hedgehog! No it’s Georgia’s eyebrows!!!’ stage… - I’ve just inspected my legs. I look like I’ve got hair trousers on. ‘Fab and hilarious… if you fancy a laugh then I can definitely recommend them.’ Mizz

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Dancing In My Nuddy-pants!

Author: Louise Rennison

Publisher: Harper Collins Children's Books (2010)

Dancing in My Nuddy Pants takes up Georgia Nicolson's tale of red bottomosity, continuing her diary just the day after the third instalment, Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas. The Ace gang and the Bummers make strong appearances alongside the essential Sex God (SG) and Dave the Laugh, while little sister Libby has the most laugh-out-loud moments. A school trip to Paris with "gorgey Henri" is one highlight of the winter months, even resulting in Georgia coming top in French. However, her attitude to school and boys remains the same as ever:

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...and That's When It Fell Off In My Hand

Author: Louise Rennison

Publisher: Harper Collins Children's Books (2005)

This is my fabulous life: the Sex God left for Whakatane last month and he has taken my heart with him. It is soooo boring being brokenhearted… …but Georgia doesn't remain brokenhearted for long: frequent snogging extravaganzas with old flame, Dave the Laugh, and the arrival of jelloid-knee-inducing Italian Stallion, Masimo, mean that Georgia has her work cut out to be the composed sex-kitten that she aspires to be. Follow Georgia's hilarious antics as she desperately muddles her way through teenage life and all that it entails: make-up disasters, rapidly expanding nunga-nungas, school – urgh, unsympathetic friends, highly embarrassing family (and pets) and, of course, BOYS.

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...then He Ate My Boy Entrancers

Author: Louise Rennison

Publisher: Harper Collins Children's Books (2006)

Hilariously funny Louise Rennison’s fabby sixth book of the confessions of crazy but lovable teenager Georgia Nicolson. Guaranteed to have the nation laughing their knickers off! Laugh your knickers off at Georgia’s tales from her trip to Hamburger-a-gogo land (the US) and her attempts to entice Masimo, the Italian stallion. Can Georgia become the composed sex-kitten she aspires to be…?

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...startled By His Furry Shorts!

Author: Louise Rennison

Publisher: Harper Collins Children's Books (2007)

Why did I admit I wanted Masimo to be my proper boyfriend? Why? • One minute he was snogging me, and then the next he was snogging Wet Lindsay, stick insect and drip. • Perhaps I should tell him he can go out with her as well as me… • But then I might snog him after she has snogged him, which would mean I have practically snogged her!!! Erlack! • I would rather snog my cat, Angus! • He has certainly got nicer legs… Well, more of them anyway. Georgia is on the ‘rack of luuurve’ once more… Will Masimo the Italian Stallion agree to be her one and only boyfriend? How does she really feel about her old friend and lip-nibbling partner Dave the Laugh? And has Robbie the Sex God really gone for good? You’ll laugh with her and cry with her – follow Georgia’s hilarious antics as she desperately tries to muddle her way through teenage life

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Luuurve Is A Many Trousered Thing...

Author: Louise Rennison

Publisher: Harper Collins Children's Books (2008)

The original Sex God has re-landed, Masimo the Italian Stallion wants to be her boyfriend, and Dave the Laugh is still a regular snoggee. How will Georgia cope juggling all three boys of her dreams? Have her days on the rack of love really gone for good? Or will this just lead to confusionosity and merde? Laugh your knickers off at Georgia’s hilarious confessions – this brilliant new story is her funniest yet.

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Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me?

Author: Louise Rennison

Publisher: Harper Collins Children's Books (2010)

Ohmygiddygodspyjamas! The tenth marvy book in the Confessions of Georgia Nicolson is here! Get ready to laugh like a loon on loon tablets. It’s the FINAL instalment of Georgia's fab and hilarious diary! Does Georgia escape the cakeshop of luuurve? Can there be more heartbreaknosity in store? Will the Sex God pop up again unexpectedly (oo-er)! And what about the supreme accidental snogmaster Dave the Laugh? Will she FINALLY choose her only one and only? So many boys, so little time…

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